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Saturday, June 12, 2010

Congrats To My Son!

Congrats to the graduate who strived for mediocrity, yet surpassed it to achieve great success. The world is waiting for you!



Oil leak you say? Hmmm, yes, let me think about that...




By Jove, I think I've got it!



Let me just get through this and I can get down to real life...



I'm ready for my photo op...



Here's to our future generation...if they're half the man my son is I will gladly put my hope into them! One down...one to go! Woo Hoo!

Friday, June 11, 2010

My Personality Crisis

What better day to have a midlife crisis than on one's 51st birthday? I'm over a half-century old and swore I would be dead by the time I was 30. Haha, who have I cheated? I guess I needed to stick around for the kids, and I will sprain my arm patting myself on the back for those two. All I know is when I was 30 those eggs didn't even drop into the tube yet and my biggest worry was what would I be drinking that night. Two decades later how things have changed.

But one thing remains the same. My desire to take the summer off. Always have, always will. No matter where I worked, and I was never a teacher so didn't get paid to have that time off, my employer always gave me the freedom to leave and then begged me to come back in the fall. Sometimes I did, sometimes I didn't. Since I'm my own boss now I will do the same, and put my life on hold. Maybe I can finagle a raise when I return.

Of course there are some things I cannot shirk like monthly taxes, quarterly returns, seeing my child through surgery and nursing her back to health. But other stuff I can skip, especially self-imposed deadlines, and you know what, I'm not going to feel guilty about it. I don't know how many years I have left so I'm going to enjoy myself -- perhaps travel, do some paranormal investigations, if lucky hit lotto, maybe have a personality crisis. I'll be here, there and everywhere but nowhere in particular. See you around!

Fudgie Wudgies here!!! (Only Brooklynites will understand!)

Thursday, June 10, 2010

The Racoon Returns


"I haven't been at this restaurant in a while! It really went downhill when the cats started coming around..."


"Hmmmm, looks like they updated the sushi bar..."


"Ah, I just love these swim up to the bar joints..."

"Now where the hell's that cabana boy with fresh towels? My tail needs to be blown out!"


"If it doesn't rain I'll be back tomorrow -- it's two for one koi night!"

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

CT Scan

The girl may have gotten excused from all her school exams, but unfortunately she had to head to Charlottesville yesterday to take this one. And yet she's still smiling...





This was her first CT-scan. Her surgeon ordered it because two of the tumors on her legs are behind her knees and nerves are wrapped around them. That's why she sometimes crumbles to the ground unable to walk or cries in pain because she can't straighten her leg. I'm assuming this will help him get a better view of their exact locations so she won't wind up with nerve damage or worse, paralyzed, when he removes them. My daughter said she could feel the radio waves pulsating through legs her "man, that felt weird" and also said that I wouldn't be able to handle a CT scan because I would get "seasick" from the movements. She's probably right since I was the one who pressed the "panic button" to let me out of one of those simulator rides we tried at NASA. The kids will never let me live down my outburst during The Mission to Mars, "Help!!!! This is the worst vacation ever!!!! Get me outta here!"

One highlight of her Charlottesville adventures is that she gets to stop at Cracker Barrel in Waynesboro which according to her, "Makes the best macaroni and cheese and hot chocolate in the entire state of Virginia." Sometimes it's the little things that make us happy and we gladly welcome them...God, I love this kid!!!

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Upsy Downsy



Wel, lookie lookie here. What's that I see? Is that a little yellow flower? Wait...is that yellow flowers on both plants? Sprouting from my Upsy Downsy, the knock-off of the Topsy Turvey that my kids laughed at me for buying? Well, yes, yes it is...



Let's see the little chipmunk snatch those tomatoes before I do...

Monday, June 7, 2010

A Festive Roanoke Weekend



It was a busy, festive weekend in Roanoke. On Saturday, what felt like the hottest day of the year, my daughter and I headed downtown. We strolled around checking out the sidewalk art show. There were some very nice pieces I would mind hanging on my walls, that is if I had any extra walls, but they were way too expensive. I would have taken some shots but there were a couple of "no photo" signs so didn't bother. Luckily Di from Blue Ridge Gal took some great ones you can check out.



We walked around for about an hour before we felt faint. On our way to get something to eat in an air conditioned restaurant we passed some square dancers.



One boy ran out as we were passing by and asked my daughter to be his partner. Oh what I would have given to see that! She politely declined.



We ended up at Wasabi's where I had my favorite, the Sumo Roll. Yummmmm...



Later on that night my husband and I went to 419 West where I had a very tasty chicken and shrimp dish over mashed potatoes and smothered in a hazelnut sauce. I figure I better get my shrimp fixes in now while there are still shrimp to be had. There was an acoustic guitar player, Will Henson, probably most noted as the lead singer/guitarist in the Pink Floyd cover band the Darkside Project, who entertained us with a nice selection of tunes including some Stones, Hendrix, Young. Sorry, no photos here. By the way 419 West has a Saturday Night special == Bloody Mary's or Mimosas for only $3.00 each. I think I went a little overboard on the Bloody Mary's because I awoke with a splitting headache on Sunday morning.

My aching brain didn't stop me from heading out to the Lebanese Festival at St. Elias Catholic Church. Once I ate some delicious spinach rolls, hummus and green beans over rice my headache went away. Unfortunately I forgot to put the SD card in my camera so I have no photos to show. I took some great ones of the inside of the church. As we were leaving I asked my daughter what the little "IN" that was showing up on my screen meant and she informed me that the photos were going to internal memory where they will forever remain because I have no way to get them off. Oh well, at least I finally found out the difference between Roman Catholics and Maronite Catholics.

The RC's, that's me, can take the host in our hands, whereas the Maronite's only take it directly in their mouth. When I do go to church on that rare occasion I still only take the host in my mouth as well which probably stems from going to Catholic school and having it drilled in my head that it's "A SIN!" to touch it. Another difference is that we mostly kneel during the "important" part of the services and they don't, they stand instead. Our priests say the blessing before the Eucharist in Latin, well, not any more but they used to, and theirs say it in Aramaic, Jesus' language. Other than the perception that RC's like to "suffer" (which is probably true based on my experience) and the Maronite's are more "joyous" there really isn't anything else. Both sects revere the Blessed Mother and Saints as well. In fact I bought my daughter a cool black & white bracelet filled with pics of Saints and Mary. Padre Pio caught my attention and since we have a special relationship with him I thought it won't hurt to have my daughter bring it with her when she goes for her surgery. Hey, We'll take all the help we can get!

All in all, it was a busy weekend in Roanoke and over the next couple of weeks it's going to get even busier. Since today's the kids' last official day (yay to them for being exempt from all their finals) that means I no longer have to make lunches or get up at 6:00am. My whole routine is going to be going bye-bye, which means this blog may not be as updated as often as it usually is. Enjoy my official start of the summer!

Friday, June 4, 2010

Scary Cat



That's one scary cat...would make a good Halloween card.