Oooh Mommy's going outside! Can I come out? Can I come out? Can I come out?
Sorry little puppy, you can't come in the backyard with me. You could come out if you would be a good little girl and let me put a leash and collar on you, but you won't, so you'll just have to wait a little bit.
I just want to take a couple of shots of these butterflies and then I'll be in. Please stop banging on that door. You be a good girl and go lay down. I won't be too long. And then I'll give you a nice treat.
Where's my little girl? Sorry I took longer than I thought. I got distracted with the metal detector. Bella, where are you?
What the hell is this? What did you do?!
Who me? I didn't do nuthin'....
Now where's that treat you promised me?